Okay so I have never written a review on here before but it is time!
I LOVE the original film of The Strangers as it is a modern horror classic, and I was very excited and open minded for a sequel. Let it be known, that as I write this I am not angry, but laughing by how ridiculous this movie was.
The film started off well with a good opening and good emotional set up for the family. Then once things started getting "scary" literally ALL thought and reason went out the window to some long lost universe in which it was never called upon again.
It was laughable. Like comedy laughable. And what I don't understand is that it had some good acting and some really good cinemetophraghy in many scenes, and it had a good soundtrack.
This is clearly a case of too many ideas they thought they could squeeze into one short horror movie. It was a hot mess. Just all over the place, like how many times are you going to kill he bad guy? Are you going for the "oh he is immortal" route? Or did you just not know which death would be best so you threw them all in?
The parents were ridiculous and unhelpful! The teenagers were literal pussies and I CANNOT accept that they would survive. Why did the mother just allow herself to be just killed like a little sad duck? Was I supposed to feel sad about it? Because I just get anger that she had ZERO self preservation skills.
Now it did have a few good moments but those moments were ruined by the ridiculousness and blatant stupidity that both proceeds and follows those moments.
It's literally stupid people making stupid decisions in a stupid trailer park across a stupid bridge with stupid writing and stupid death scenes. #Sorrynotsorry.
Oh and the last minute of the movie? What was that knocking at the door? STUPIDITY! That's what!
If you think this review is a mess and all over the place just WAIT until you see this movie! Watch it for s good laugh, I wouldn't pay to see it, thank God I have movie pass! I gave it three stars because of the good cinemetography and some decent acting from a couple of the characters.
2nd worst horror movie I've ever seen, proceeded only by that ridiculous mess known as Torment.
I LOVE the original film of The Strangers as it is a modern horror classic, and I was very excited and open minded for a sequel. Let it be known, that as I write this I am not angry, but laughing by how ridiculous this movie was.
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The film started off well with a good opening and good emotional set up for the family. Then once things started getting "scary" literally ALL thought and reason went out the window to some long lost universe in which it was never called upon again.
It was laughable. Like comedy laughable. And what I don't understand is that it had some good acting and some really good cinemetophraghy in many scenes, and it had a good soundtrack.
This is clearly a case of too many ideas they thought they could squeeze into one short horror movie. It was a hot mess. Just all over the place, like how many times are you going to kill he bad guy? Are you going for the "oh he is immortal" route? Or did you just not know which death would be best so you threw them all in?
The parents were ridiculous and unhelpful! The teenagers were literal pussies and I CANNOT accept that they would survive. Why did the mother just allow herself to be just killed like a little sad duck? Was I supposed to feel sad about it? Because I just get anger that she had ZERO self preservation skills.
Now it did have a few good moments but those moments were ruined by the ridiculousness and blatant stupidity that both proceeds and follows those moments.
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It's literally stupid people making stupid decisions in a stupid trailer park across a stupid bridge with stupid writing and stupid death scenes. #Sorrynotsorry.
Oh and the last minute of the movie? What was that knocking at the door? STUPIDITY! That's what!
If you think this review is a mess and all over the place just WAIT until you see this movie! Watch it for s good laugh, I wouldn't pay to see it, thank God I have movie pass! I gave it three stars because of the good cinemetography and some decent acting from a couple of the characters.
2nd worst horror movie I've ever seen, proceeded only by that ridiculous mess known as Torment.
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